Aqualog
a plump and succulent loaf of sh-t usually found floating on the surface of any body of water. depending on the consistency, some aqualogs can be seen hovering just below the waterline. however, the most dangerous aqualogs are those whose density has caused them to sink to the bottom, where they lie in wait for unsuspecting feet to squish them.
occasionally aqualogs will wash up on the sh-r-line, harden, and get used in the construction of children’s sandcastles.
as i swam out a little deeper, i noticed an aqualog hurtling towards me on the crest on the next wave.
“this’ll teach ’em,” eddie joked to himself as he slipped below the surface and squeezed out a huge aqualog.
see aqua bog
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