Aquarpeting



(n)from aquatic carpeting
1. a thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. algae that feels like berber
3. plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water

this aquarpeting reminds me of my grandma’s house. i think someone needs to vacuum.

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