Aquaticus


just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. usually hangs around anemio-theta near proxima centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.
ow! aquaticus just stole my g-d d-mn biopizza! someone rip his d-ck off!

-all chant and agree-

-aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: “suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped c-ck, suckers.”

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