Arab moment
the last possible moment in which a person of arab descent is forced to make a decision and commit to it.
example 1:
four arabs sitting in a house are contemplating going out for dinner.
arab 1: where should we go?
arab 2: i feel like eating chinese.
arab 3: no, i just had chinese yesterday. i don’t want it again.
arab 4: how about italian?
arab 3: i’m not paying $20 for pasta that i could’ve made at home myself.
arab 1: well where do you want to go?
arab 3: i don’t know. i’m good with whatever.
arab 1: jaw drops in awe.
arab 2: let’s just get in the car and decide then. (a.k.a the arab moment.)
example 2:
john: hey ahmed, do you want to go to a concert next week?
ahmed: ummmm…hmmm…which day exactly?
john: next thursday at eight o’clock.
ahmed: i don’t know…maybe. (thought process: what if i buy a ticket, but don’t feel like going that day. how will i know how i’m going to feel that day? what if something better comes up? )
john: well i’m going to buy tickets today.
ahmed: can i buy a ticket at the door?
john: ya.
fast forward to next thursday at 7:30 pm, a.k.a. the arab moment. ahmed shows up at the concert and buys a ticket at the door.
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