arachnafauxbic


being pr-ne to faking that one has a fear of spiders just to get someone else to kill it, typically out of laziness or squeamishness.
when i was single i would kill a spider, but now that i have a boyfriend i like to act arachnafauxbic and get him to kill it for me.

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