aradhya

a total mathlete that doesn’t know how to dance. he acts cooler than he normally is and is scared of the female race. he is uncharacteristically short, and tries to make up for it by being overly masculine. he thinks himself athletic, but is only about average in all sports, and is not good at any one. girls detest him, and boys envy his girl repellant. he is a genius in math and science, but is terrible without studying at all other subjects. he lacks common sense, and is known for asking stupid questions. he is known by his close friends as cleverly annoying and shares his name with aradhya bachchan. he tries to be black, but he’s really just overly dark from swimming because he uses no sunscreen or other precautionary measures. he acts ghetto, but really isn’t because of his indian accent and culture. also, he enjoys racist jokes and finds those the funniest jokes of all, and when he makes these jokes, he finds himself the funniest person in the room. he thinks everyone likes him, but really most people detest him because of his ignorance and lack of common sense and sensitivity, which is why he’ll never get a girlfriend.
man you see dat cat dancing over there? he has no moves looking like a fob.
nah brah, that right there is an aradhya. see how the girls move away from him?
they call dat the aradhya effect.
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