Aragorn
aragorn: verb, to throw open a pair of adjacent doors simutaneously and forcefully, while striding through purposefully.
“if i aragorn this door, it might just shatter the gl-ss with the force of pure awesome.”
aragorn is one of j.r.r. tolkien’s characters in the lord of the rings tirilogy. he goes by many aliases, such as estel, elessar, strider, and more. he was born march 1st, ta 2931 and died march 1st, fo 120. his parents were arathorn ii and gilraen. he married arwen undomiel, an elf, and they had a son named eldarion and several daughters. he was raised in rivendell after his father died when aragorn was 2. he is one of the dúnedain, a race of men blessed with long life, and the heir to the throne of gondor, but travels as a ranger from the north. he is one of the two men in the fellowship. he is played by viggo mortensen in the movies.
aragorn chopped the orcs head off using his sword.
aragorn, son of arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of gondor in j.r.r. tolkien’s “lord of the rings” series. he is one of the dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he’s about 33. that’s how cool he is. in fact, all the chicks love aragorn more than legolas. this is scientific proof that viggo mortensen, who played aragorn in the lord of the rings trilogy, is cooler than orlando bloom. aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except p-ssy frodo. it is widely believed that aragorn is the coolest guy in middle earth, especially because he got with liv tyler.
every man in the world who knows who aragorn is wishes to be him.
kick–ss ranger from the lord of the rings. made even more of a bad-ss by being played in the movies as viggo mortenson.
aragorn will kill j00.
a dunedain, blessed with the gift of long life. the heir of isildur, and rightful king of gondor.
“a day may come, when the courage of men fails. when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship…but it is not this day! this day, we fight!
aragorn in from j.r.r tolkiens books the lord of the rings. he is a ranger and heir to the throne of gondor. he is reluctant at first becuase he is afraid of ending up like isildur.
all that is gold does not glitter,
not all those who wander are lost;
the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are not reached by the frost.
from the ashes a fire shall be woken,
a light from the shadows shall spring;
renewed shall be blade that was broken,
the crownless again shall be king.
the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to lord of the rings pertaining to viggo mortensen who played aragorn in the movies
oh snap did you see that aragorn?! shoot!
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