a girl that can brighten your day by simply smiling at you , a girl that has beautiful eyes that don’t need the sun to make them sparkle they’re just that pretty , a girl that makes you feel special unintentionally yet makes you nervous on purpose , a lovable adorable gorgeous precious girl that loves you for you.
i’m in love with her , i mean, she’s araniz
- the ol pardy
when you teabag someones pet and then take a picture holding a cup of tea while still teabagging. he just gave my dog the ol pardy the c-nt
when iphone takes koolness. smokes a little weed. tjen gives you something like what just happened. while i was typing this. then becomes tjen. oh you might want a kookie if you are high. friend.. i’ll be over soon. me ok kookiness.
- c*ck germs
don’t be dumb, std’s. dave: dude, feels like i’m wearing wool under-roo’s. george: you got the c-ck germs bro…
- flagon of woobla
a large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage. often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon. nb: flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. nice. “hey morton you dardy mutt, […]
he kills iphones for a living. billy: dude! did you see the new techrax video where he tossed an iphone in lava??? jimbo: no, but i have seen the video where he crushes an apple watch edition!