ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder
a mental disorder in which, rather than dissociating with one’s own personality, one uncontrollably -ssociates an object (the subject) with an unrelated item (the result).
person 1 – “what do cigarettes remind you of?” person 2 – “an angel. the golden band reminds me of a halo.” person 1 – “oh, snap! you’ve got a bad case of arc (-ssociative with random cr-p) disorder!”
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