archipelago
to -j-c-l-t- on the stomach of a doughy woman.
isaiah’s efforts were simply too exhausting. he finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and m-st-rb-t-d furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend’s stomach. he stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.
to -j-c-l-t- on the stomach of a doughy woman.
isaiah’s efforts were simply too exhausting. he finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and m-st-rb-t-d furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend’s stomach. he stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.
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