arctic donkey


the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin
-arctic tour boat guide- “and if you look over the left side of the vessel, you’ll see a murder of penguin…aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the m-ss of penguins, you’ll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. that my friends, is an arctic donkey. an arctic donkey is essentially the b-st-rd child of a male seal and a female penguin. isn’t nature neat?

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