arcumvent


v. the act of one, when in a seated position, having to bend uncomfortably forward (or to the side) to avoid the incessant coughing and resultant flying of mucus from hitting the back of one’s neck. this is a maneuver used for one to p-ssive-aggressively confront rude people seated behind him/her who don’t or won’t sickline or cover their mouth. maneuver is particularly effective when used in conjunction with a hooded garment, although it can cause back/neck pain/spasms after prolonged use.
“the person behind me in cl-ss was coughing so loud that i had to arc-mvent forward so i could hear the professor and not get snot/spit/mucus on the back of my neck! my back is killing me now! next time i see this person there are gonna be c-cksequences!”

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