Ardessa


adressa’s are very quiet gals, usually because they are hiding a major secret, such as being a terrorist or international spy. the hobbies of an ardessa include making tuna fish sandwiches, jumping infront of taxi’s, and prank-calling their teachers/ex boyfriends. most likely, they will live at home with their parents until the age of 27, when from there on they will go on to pursue a career in knighthood.
“that girl is really quiet…i can tell she’s hiding something…”

“yeah, she’s an ardessa.”

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