Argenti Bazooka


the given name to agent argenti’s enourmous dong. this python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. it has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. see the argenti scooter and dungeon master
dirty hoebag: i sure liked that tony danza you just gave me agent argenti
argenti: its not over you filty sk-nk, bam !
dirty hoebag: oh god my eye! my eye!
argenti: say h-llo to the argenti bazooka, f-ck yeah !

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