Argentinian Mustache


when you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their p-b-s. then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. at this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed p-b–stache will jolt your victim awake.
did you hear bob lost his sense of smell? i guess someone gave him the ol’ argentinian mustache. the shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. pity.

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