argus’s ass
a description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. a crusty crevice. a bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. a most uninviting love c-n-l.
origin: a pekanese dog named argus in hicksville, long island in the late 1960’s. had a hideous -ss and was not the least bit -sshamed of it.
well i bent over in my tight bathing suit and i could tell by their expressions that i was showing them an argus’s -ss.
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