arisa
a•ri•sa
-noun/f
1. mother asia; a single human being possessing the power and might of all of asia. if you harm her in any way, j-pan will be hit by a m-ssive tsunami, engulfing godzilla, h-llo kitty and jackie chan in a watery h-ll. she also smells suspiciously like wasabi and is insanely skilled at dance dance revolution, but i think that has something to do with her being asian.
2. someone who thinks that they’re the reincarnation of chuck norris
1. guy: arisa’s super fly, i wish all girls were like her *swoons*
girl *obviously jealous*: what? *kicks arisa in left t-st-cl-*
arisa: *swears in j-panese* ahdaslkdewjhlkfjq:l
guy: b-tch you just killed jackie chan! you murdered my childhood dreams *pimp slaps girl* now i’ll never get to touch his bulging biceps *runs and sobs in corner*
girl: *dazed* what the f-ck just happened…
arisa: konichiwa?
2. arisa: b-tch, i’ll roundhouse kick you back to saskatchewan!
me: arisa… you’re not chuck norris, live with it *walks away shaking head in disapproval*
arisa: mwahahahaha *takes off asian mask, exposing the face of chuck norris* fooooolish mortal *evil smile crosses chuck’s chiseled jaw* phase one is complete.
someone wants to be f-cksh-t
mon was a arisa he was a sh-tty b6
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