Arisbee
(a carnivorous b-tterfly.)
-beautiful, caramel mocha skin, dainty pink lips, almond eyes. emits various calls, squeaks, squeals, yips depending on the situation/mood. beauty mark under eye. hair color varies (brown/black.) seemingly fragile in all aspects, quite strong in mind, heart, body, and spirit.
– highly intelligent. only 1 in the wild, like the penguin, has only 1 mate in her heart at a time. sometimes 4 life. listens to wide variety of music, to lure in a trap, lady gaga/spongebob is highly recommended. natural behavior includes: baking, dancing, loving her gf. brain functions at levels not higher or lower, but in 3d to that of a human brain.
– shower w/kisses, squeeze almost to the point of crushing, stay in constant contact, snuggle as much as possible, tickle when necessary(put a knee into it if need be.)
– strictly vegetarian/vegan!!!give a naked to ensure optimal conditioning.
– dancing/varied exercises. bike rides= expectable.
warning: this lovable little thing is highly addictive&lovable. you will absolutely adore her the moment a tinkling giggle resounds out of her.
-unfortunately, as stated, there is only 1 in the wild, this unique female is very much loved, appreciated, cared for, and treasured, belonging to a private…”owner” (a term i use loosely, as it’s like saying owning a unicorn, you can’t own a unicorn.) you can only have her if she decides to flutter into your path….and if she does…do not let her go!!
arisbee and i decided to share a cookie, i took the cookie, she got the frosting lol
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