Aristosexuality



while typically heteros-xual in nature, aristos-xuality is characterized by the s-xual attraction to aristocracy, or otherwise power, wealth, and influence. examples of aristos-xuals include the queen (for obvious reasons), lana del rey (see money power glory), halsey (castle is a metaphor for her exploration of aristos-xuality) and many more.
i’d never heard of aristos-xuality before, but once my friend confessed her attraction to aristocracy i understood the importance of her having something to identify as.

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