Ark’n
ark’n is a short output for the word ‘darkness’. in general, this relates to a female of whome has certain strange qualities about her. for example, a lamp obsession, or finding those with no eyebrows attractive. otherly known as a lampie or love for a smegg. a generally bizarre creature, although fun to be around nonetheless.
it also refers to a rather special tree. mighty and powerful, yet has a feel of softness. many tribes in history would worship this tree, as though it were a god.
like omgawsh!! you’re a total ark’n!!
we are all follower’s of the great ark’n.
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