Arlington Heights


a suburb of chicago. arguably the most saddest and boring suburb. full of white people and 10%blacks or non caucasians. has the most boringest downtown. the nearest mcdonalds is 4 miles away and the nearest walmart is 2 miles away. full of old people and has the most boring est neighborhoods.
cant wait to move out of arlington heights, this place isn’t fun at all!

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