a syndrome a child suffers due to parents using the child to manipulate and / or arm twist the other parent into adhering to certain obvious manipulative requests. requests such as inflated child support which is not actually used to support the child in it’s entirety, last minute schedule change for self-serving purposes, rules limiting the possibility of a new significant other to add family value and balance to sed child’s life. situations include and are not limited to “claiming” to have a significant other who takes highly unusual interest in a step fatherly / step motherly roll – with the ultimate goal of creating jealousy and envy where the father / mother will respond with a desire to c-ck block / m-ff block the new predator.
doug: you’re not taking our daughter to daniele’s house for dinner. our daughter can wait to eat until i pick her up @ 8. i don’t want our daughter thinking he’s her father by being a guest at his house for dinner. if you go against my wishes i will keep you from seeing your daughter and i will go over there and whoop his -ss right in front of our daughter. (arm twist and c-ck block)
linda: fine -sshole! then you can’t take our daughter around janice. she’ll hurt our daughter anyway by leaving you. (reverse arm twist / m-ff block)
-both happy with outcome; however, child has arm twist syndrome
arm twist syndrome
- art price, jr.
the act of having s-x with lawn furniture. derived from the notorious bellevue, ohio man (art price, jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having s-x with his picnic table. i’m sorry i missed your call. i was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old ‘art price, jr.’
a town in pennsylvania that is technically part of bristol. it is very aptly named, because edgely seems to be on the edge of civiliation. there is not one store, laundromat, doctor’s office, fast food joint, mall, or park there. it is just houses, and that’s it. it is a depressing little town, if rich. […]
- ashburn prowler
the predator who stalks children on the streets of the wealthy suburb ashburn. “hey, dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?” “oh my gosh chevette, i totally did! its probably the ashburn prowler! run!”
- asian drugs
drugs that those of the asian population take to improve their performance at school. winston: yo, have you seen kevin today? he’s supposed to give me something. vinnie: what? winston: he’s hooking me up with his friends add medication. i so need it. vinnie: asian drugs lol
- amber grey
a lieing b-tch who f-cks every guy she can and cant handle to be in a relationship with someone who obviously loves her more than life. he’s perfect for you, dont be an amber grey. or, you f-ck-d him, your such an amber grey.