armageddon beaver


1. v-g-n- post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. doomsday animal. the animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.
after she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

the only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are c-ckaroaches and armageddon beavers.

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