a person, particularly in science academia, who -never- actually does any work, but loves to obnoxiously pontificate during meetings on a wide variety of topics, usually exposing the fact that they have no practical knowledge on any topic whatsoever. when it comes time to publish, they insist that they be included on the author list because they contributed “expertise” and “guidance”. they b-tt into private work conversations, and immediately use the royal “we” to describe what “we” are doing on the project.
such individuals are invariably total -ss kissers to those in charge, which explains how they are often able to progress in academia despite knowing f-ck all, and contributing nothing.
“the new graduate student is a total frickin’ armchair genius. he’s coming down the hall… quick, close the door and pretend we’re not here before he tries to pretend he’s in charge of the lab project we’ve been working on for the past five years.”
- taint water
the occurrence when pee dribbles into the b-tthole. you got taint water on my colored pencil.
- rubbing his d*ck against the cheese grater
used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected s-x with random men and doesn’t clean their v-g-n-‘s out of men’s c-m after s-x, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning. did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last […]
- if my aunt had b*lls she'd be my uncle
used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. similar to but better to use than “if ifs and buts were candy and nuts christmas would be every day.” if i had some money i’d pay you that money back. well if my aunt had b-lls she’d be my uncle.
ashmeeta is a goddess. because she is so heavy, when she gives me a lap dance she crushes me, which gives her pleasure. she loves to spit on me and spit gum into my mouth. the phone in her back pocket makes the lap dance extra pleasurable. she demands money from pathetic loser slaves and […]
- spiderman p*rn
ever since i was a kid, i have had an increasing attraction to spider-man’s domination. i realisei realize this is because my suppressed dictation to spiderman’s m-ssive c-ck i realisedoh awesome and powerful i went on p-rnhubi realize this is because my suppressed dictation to spiderman’s m-ssive c-ck hey oh awesome and powerful i went […]