Armenian standoff



a s-x act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other’s d-cks. one man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

like a mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.
last night i lost an armenian standoff with hagop.

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