arminslet
a girl or woman with a poor s-x life caused by the fact that she can only get wet by going to dance parties where dj armin van buuren performs. by offering her body to this man she will reach -rg-sm, even though armin is 10 feet away in the dj boot. because of the addictive nature of this feeling, an arminslet has to fly all over the world or else she will feel unhappy. arminslets would never want a threesome, unless there’s a black drummer involved.
after the arminslet saw armin play 10 times in a week, she went back to the usa. suddenly a hurricane hit florida, but armin wouldn’t actually care about that.
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