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    b–bs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one’s armpits even when corralled by a bra. i’d love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you’ve got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.

  • Canadian Pipeline

    the canadian pipeline, not to be confused with the alaskan pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their b-tt. then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others -ss. alex: hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? i had chili for dinner. derek: […]

  • Broclean

    when you and your bro clean your apartment together. dude, our apartment looks like sh-t. it’s time for a broclean to do a half–ssed job of cleaning up your place. this is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. for example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the […]

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    noun. trauma brought on by a particularly malodorous experience, such as flatulence, halitosis, etc. antonym of aromatherapy. dude, i had the worst case of aromatrauma on the subway this morning!

  • The Red Bandit

    sneaky son of a b-tch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his p-n-s is bigger. he plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs the red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer […]


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