armonk

a wealthy town full of jews, italians and albanians – but everyone thinks they are black. full of dirty money, hot moms, european cars, nugget, teachers that bang students, fake t-ts, c-ke, and a lot of pills.
yo the cops busted a middle school party tonight in armonk, there was 3 ounces of c-ke there.
a small hamlet located in northern westchester county. it immediately adjoins greenwich, connecticut but lacks greenwich’s extreme wealth and mansions. the school district is highly rated and routinely produces several intel science compet-tion finalists annually. armonk is home to the corporate headquarters of ibm, mbia, and several other large companies. armonk has the problems common to all wealthy suburban communities including: drugs, rude drivers in large suvs, s-x, and alchohol.
my closest armonk friend drives a brand-new mercedes-benz to school, and i take the school bus. we are going to be roommates at harvard in the fall.
a really odd town in westchester, new york. it used to be semi-normal. the racial makeup is literally 70% jewish, 25% italian/albanian, and 5% other. if you’re christian, then you already don’t completely fit in. the girls are generally pretty j-ppy, think they’re special, and are used to getting their own way, and the guys think they’re ghetto because they listen to 50 cent. many people are fake. a lot of people are also pretty pathetic when you get down to it, and anything outside their own personal bubble is intense. for example, the girls think blink-182 and afi are hard rock, they’re terrified of metallica, and anything harder than that would make them cry to their mommies. if you told the boys that the same bands were cool, they would all listen to them and pretend to like them, and eventually the girls would pretend to like the same bands that originally scared them. n-body seems to be themselves, and if they actually are, then the town is full of nightmares. the majority also spend a ton of money on appearances (abercrombie is armonk’s version of hollister, and everybody wears too much makeup), yet n-body is really that good looking.
that armonk girl is wearing seven jeans, an abercrombie shirt, coach shoes, and a juicy couture jacket. wow.
that armonk guy went to the galleria. he could have been shot. he’s so tough.
armonk girl: “omg look at her!(points to random girl wearing hollister, american eagle, and pac sun) she’s so emo!!!”
a very fake place. many people are very superficial, and rather sn-bby. people have wealth, but little cl-ss for the most part. almost everyone is either jewish, italian, or albanian. even the kids are horribly sn-bby and cliquey. many people who live there hate it there. kids whose parents make 6-figure salaries pretend to be ghetto and do drugs. and you are oh-so-emo/gothic if you don’t shop at the westchester/ abercrombie, because come on, that’s what clothing is supposed to be (sarcasm).
armonk is kinda scary…..n-body really likes it there.
a town where many people who are seemingly dissatisfied with their lives complain about the miseries of surburbia over the internet (e.g. urban dictionary). even though many citizens of this 6,000 population town (or hamlet, to be precise)are not jewish, italian, albanian, extremely wealthy, live in huge houses, and have been doing pot and drinking vodka since the seventh grade, it is -ssumed that everybody is and does. something which people also fail to realize is that even though armonk is a legend in itself, it’s really not that different from towns in the surrounding area, such as scarsdale, chappaqua, and maybe even rye. otherwise, armonk has an exceptional soccer team, so go bobcats!
jenny is a fifteen-year-old girl from armonk. she lives in a mc. mansion, parties a bit, and doesn’t really care that much about school work.

zack is a sixteen-year-old boy from armonk. he plays soccer religiously and has a lot of friends, but he doesn’t live in a huge house or have a mom who’s had “work done.”
a town located in westchester, ny. it is a bedroom community to nyc, and that’s all it really is. there is nothing to do there, the people are not very friendly, the environment is extremely cliquey, and a large percentage of the people are wannabes. getting high in random parts of town is a popular activity for armonk teens (behind the dumpster is an example). drinking in the woods behind your parent’s mc.mansion when they are away on business is a leisure activity as well. people are either “old timers” (typical small-town ny people who don’t believe in evolution and enjoy nascar races and country music) or they’re fairly new, meaning they’ve been here 6 years or less, live in a home that is so blown up out of proportion it is insanely gaudy, and are more often than not stuck up. you love it or you hate it.
back in the day, armonk was a town n-body had ever heard of before, and its population consisted of avid church-goers who did wholesome activities such as town fairs and farming. in this day and age, 99% of the world’s population has not heard of this place and probably has no desire to, but it is built up on dirty money, greed, agression, and the overall feel of the town roughly translates to the song beast and the harlot
excerpts from the song:
“this shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence…there’s more than meets the eye round here to the waters of the deep…a city of evil…
a town in armonk full of jews and italians. everyone is really wealthy. there is a good school district called byram hills. everyone has at least 2 apple products and an instagram. if you don’t you are a social outcast. the girls make fun of people if they wear nice clothes and people think they are cool for doing retarted stuff like buying condoms. people also use yolo way too much and people think they are hipsters if they don’t have an iphone.
they have a nice car and an iphone. they look like they are from armonk

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