a person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.
jake and scarlet’s mom is a chooser. they always win at candy land!

she ain’t a chinner she’s a chooser.
a person who knows what they want and won’t go for anything less.
“i don’t f-ck with him. he ain’t got enough swagger!”

“daaamn, you are a chooser!”


“how was the date?”

“it was good but she has a small -ss!”

“n-gg- you a low key chooser!”

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