Armpit Fuzzies


the imitation armpit hair a girl receives when she wears fleece sweaters.
girl one: “wow, you should reconsider that tank top… you have a lot of armpit hair”
girl two: “its not hair! i shaved yesterday, but this fleece sweater gave me armpit fuzzies!”

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