armpit surfing
attempting to ‘shoulder surf’, but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. instead, you scan the room for ‘better’ people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance’s arm(s).
“i was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so i had to revert to armpit surfing instead.”
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