armpit time machine



1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.

2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
dude it smells funky up in here; it’s like an armpit time machine.

while doing a pit check dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.

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