Arnold Ziffel


a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from green acres) for when one’s lover begins to perform -n-lingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and -ssociated noises
tina was giving me a m-ssage last night and suddenly she went all arnold ziffel on me

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