Arny Army


a fan club for rock star/guitarist lance arny of the band flaw. flaw was signed to universal records, sold half a million records and toured the world, playing many festivals, including ozzfest. flaw broke up for a couple years but they have since reformed and are back to dominate the airwaves.

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sarah “hey tyler, i got my arny army welcome package in the mail yesterday.”
tyler “awesome! that means i should be getting mine soon as well. what did you get?”
sarah “i got an autographed picture, a guitar pick, stickers, and a b-tton! i am so excited!!”
tyler “wow, i can’t wait to get mine!”

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