Aroma Slap


the feeling of being slapped in the face with a person’s smell prior to them actually arriving.
julie: “oh my god, what is that smell???”
janet: “i don’t know, but is that joe coming over?”
joe: “hey, how you ladies doin?”
julie: “thanks for the aroma slap joe. what is that, axe body spray or something?”

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