when you’re never attracted to someone both s-xually and romantically at the same time.
you put every possible partner in either a s-xual or a romantical “box” and they never get mixed.
you find this one person s-xually attractive but not romantically but you find this other person romantically attractive but not s-xually.
“is it weird that i am never romantically attracted to someone i already find s-xually attractive and when i love someone i dont find them s-xually attractive? ”
“no, you’re aros-xual.”
#aros-xual #aromantic #as-xual #aro #ace #s-xualities
- xm radio and chill
having s-x to explicit hit music playing on xm satellite radio at a strip club. “did you hear about that strip party at playboy mansion?” “i did, i heard there were a lot of intimate pleasures and so much xm radio and chill.”
the state or quality of being flummoxed and having it impact a life decision without your consent “don’t blame me! i was flumpacted by her flumpactalisious b-tt!” ##flumpactalisious ##booty ##meeveryday
- giving the dog a bath
putting your b-lls in a woman’s v-g-n-. just like giving a dog a bath, it just won’t stay in there. dude. i was to giving the dog a bath but my jessica wouldn’t let me. now i got cold b-lls. whenever you tell you parents you’re gonna give the dog a bath. you ask your […]
when you specifically drive to play pokemon go. i’m going on a pokèdrive. when you specifically drive places to play pokémon go. im going on a pokèdrive.
- what relationship goals really are
those ‘relationship goals’ posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens? no. lilly: i f-cking hate you, you’re such a gross sl-t kate: no you’re the gross sl-t lilly: lol we’re such real relationship goals kally. kate: i know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like