arousturbating
when you hear something that is both arousing, disturbing and causes you to get a b*ner, thus causing your brain to break down into a masturbating sequence while struggling to comprehend thus creating the image in the most awkward possible way imaginable.
whut?! wtf?! that caused me to arousturbate in an arousturbating way…
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