Arranging the Drapes

the pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.
sonja: where did mary go? has she been in her room all afternoon? does she have a test to study for?
carla: no. she’s in there arranging the drapes.
sonja: ohhhhhhh! mmmmmm that’s hawt! i think i will go paddle the canoe myself. she ya about 30.

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