average height, toned body, sweet, southern personality, self made business man, can just about sell anything to anyone, caring, values family, and loves a independent women who isn’t afraid to let him take the lead
d-mn i wish i owned my own business like arsalaan
- being incorrected
(p-ssive verb) when one person states a fact correctly and another person “corrects” that person with wrong information. carlos: “the mexican flag has an eagle in the center.” jeff: “no, there’s no eagle on the flag. only red, white, and green.” carlos: “i hate being incorrected by ignorant gabachos!” incorrect ignorant incorrected gabacho
verb: to be a d-ck, -sshole or f-ck face intentionally and specifically to your friends for personal enjoyment. josh is always such an -sshole to his friends. he is constantly skinnering them. the next time josh skinners me i will lose my sh-t.
- across the bay bullshit
a stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to partic-p-te in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation. example : person a says,”i have to work.” person b replies,” but we planned this trip three months ago! you said that yo would ask off; you […]
claudia claudia looks like a horse-jew.
- moist dolphin
when your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up b-lls deep in a s-xual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in v-g-n-l squirtation all over the linen and walls. “why is the air so humid in here?” “molly moist dolphin’ed”