Arse Clown


a buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. he circ-mvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. -rs- clowns’ obsessive tendency for bullsh-tting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a c-cky manner.
“why the h-ll is that guy such an arrogant pr-ck? he has no skill or intelligence, in fact he’s quite ugly as well!”

“he’s an -rs- clown”

“oh, of course!..”
someone who is both an -rs-hole and carries on like a clown.
that is the last time that i invite you two -rs-clowns to a housewarming.
a person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms -rs- and clown through their inept-tude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.
john – “he’s so stupid.”
bob – “no, he’s an -rs–clown!”
one who, while exhibiting the outward affectations of substance, worldliness & sophistication, is in fact a rank amateur with a fondness for plagiarism & convincing surfaces.

of scandinavian origin(akin to icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of low german origin.
did you see anton james’ entry for the international arboritum project? what an -rs-clown!
i thought i bl–dy well invented -rs–clown, but i guess not. an -rs–clown is someone who tools around and is a bit weak instead of getting the job done.
that bloke there with the side burns and the john lennon gl-sses, talking about how much he earns in the it industry, my best guess is he’s been an -rs-clown from the get-go.
1. foolish or unworthy person.
2. h-m-s-xual man.

chiefly british variant of -ssclown.
“those -rs-clowns”

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