arse hankey
n.: toilet paper; thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a cr-p. scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.
“we’re gonna need more -rs- hankey; my b-m caught a cold.”
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