Arse Jam


the build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones -rs- cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and ps3 marathons.
greg – “seriously phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘call of duty, black ops’”

phil – “…the f-ck dude! we’re just getting to the end of nuke town…”

greg – “i know, sorry buddy, i gotta sort something out…”

phil – “oh right, you need a sh-t”

greg – “nah… it’s just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious -rs- jam”

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