arsemusterer


a wrangler or rustler of human or any other animals b-ttocks commonly found at gay or h-m-s-xual gatherings frequently spotted hanging off the back ends of creatures at your local wildlife sanctuary be sure to check yourself for signs of mustering when you next leave the house.
d-mn! i think my -ss just got mustered by a dirty -rs-musterer

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