Arsenal
aka: the invincibles
first team to go a whole premiership season unbeaten,
enough said.
what a thoroughly entertaining -rs-nal match that was
the first english team ever to field a starting xi featuring no english players.
reporter: why won’t you play english players?
-rs-ne wenger: je ne sais pas.
probably the best d-mn soccer team in the english premier league. much better than man u
hey look, -rs-nal won the f.a. cup again
a highly skilled football team based in london. -rs-nal are current championships of the best footballing league in europe.
“d-mn, -rs-nal just won 7-0 again :(”
“yey, 9727 points clear now :)”
an english football team located in highbury, moved from the woolwich -rs-nal, hence the name. they are the first english football club to go an entire season without losing a game. during the seventies they were know as ‘the boring -rs-nal’, due to their highly defensive style of play, but now play attacking, entertaining football, and p-ss better than any other english team.
can you p-ss like the -rs-? -rs-nal are the official untouchables.
a north london football team based in highbury (at time of writing).better than a team called tottenham hotspur. spurs are jealous cause we are better and have a better history. the only thing that makes them feel good about themselves is that they have been based in north london a few years longer than us. losers.
just look at their badge. we have a canon, united have a devil, spurs have a prancing wet hen.
we love u -rs-nal, we do
we love u -rs-nal, we do
we love u -rs-nal, we do
oh -rs-nal we love you
the best d-mn soccer/football team in the world.
hey look, -rs-nal beat man utd in the fa cup! in penalties!
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