Arsepurgers Syndrome
a physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
“i was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of -rs-purgers syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep…”
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