assfire

the rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.
that kung pao last night gave me some horrible -ssfire.
a severe pain in the -n-l region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.
after cycling 60 miles his -ss fire was so bad he said to the fireman, “i got a fire up inside my -ss if you can put it out.”
another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. it is very highly coveted and often requires a shotty.
p-ssenger: shotty -ss fire!
1.really bad diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your -n-s.

2.worse than normal diarrhoea.
i had such bad -ss-fires earlier that now, i can’t sit down.
a rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough -n-l s-x causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers -ss on fire. has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
i used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with chuck norris and a horrible -ss fire resulted.
when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her c-nt you get this within 24 hrs.
d-mn that b-tch i caught -ssfire from her sk-nky -ss.