ArseRaptor


a comedy fanatic who commonly has delusions of grandure, even though he/she has acheived something spectacular in the field of comedy/youtube in general.

many common misconceptions include the idea that ‘-rs-raptor’ means a lad who likes taking wenches up the rear, or even some gay guy who does dudes up the ‘-rs-‘. these are obscenities, and such definitions of ‘-rs-raptor’ should be frowned upon.
random citizen: “have you seen any of -rs-raptor’s videos?”
random citizen’s friend: “of course.”

loyal youtuber: “-rs-raptor’s videos are awesome!”
men who prey upon young, attractive women in bars or night clubs. they often move quickly from area to area and hunt in packs, hence the likeness to raptors. these are the kind of men who are often from an upper middle cl-ss background and use understand the concept of ‘lad points’ and ‘banterousness’.
-rs-raptor 1 – ‘well h-llo there ladies. my friends and i have been struck by your beauty and grace. can i buy you a drink?’

girl – ‘p-ss off, you -rs- raptor.’

-rs-raptor 2 – ‘that was a cl-ss example of banterous behavior. lad points all round!’

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