Arseus


the most powerful pokémon ever, said to be the creator of them all.
i just caught -rs-us!
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-rs-us (also known as “mr. mcbroken”, “wtf hax11!!!”, and “pokemon number four-hundred and what!?!?!”) is the last pokemon of the pokemon diamond and pearl, or fourth-generation list of pokemon. -rs-us looks sort of like an organic, freaky-looking deer, with what appears to be a golden wheel encircling its silver body. nintendo describes -rs-us as the g-d of pokemon. there is only one and can be found at level 80, making it the most powerful wild pokemon to date.

because of this, and the facts that -rs-us can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other pokemon’s, -rs-us has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the -ssumed fact that if you ever fight a trained -rs-us, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of not getting your -ss raped harder than ricky martin in a russian prison.
: -rs-us, i choose you!!!
: wtf?!?! nuh-uh, motherf-cker, gtfo!!
: what?
: you heard me, b-tch. put that sh-t away, you made yo point.
: go -rs-us…
: what!?!??!
: attack with…
: aw sweet jesus, what the fu-
: tackle!!!
: aaaahh- wait, what?
<-rs-us>: grroooooooooooo!!!!!
{{critical hit! minus 500 hp}}
: what the f-ck haxx, motherf-cker!!!
a weird looking uber from the pokemon diamond and pearl games. it has 120 in all stats and can be any type. it will surely be used and bragged about by 12 year old boys on pokemon fan forums who most likely gave it a cr-ppy moveset anyway.
-rs-us is an example of the declining creativity of the pokemon series.
a latin -rs-
-rs-us maximus!

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