arsewipe
a person who is not worth anything to you. the only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your -rs- on
ricky is an -rs- wipe
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a.to wipe ones -rs-, -ss, bottom, exterior.
b.also as a term of insult
a. i have had a poo, i need a good -rs- wipe
b. your a complete f-cking -rs- wipe
the correct way of spelling what americans spell ‘-sswipe’.
toilet paper.
an anoying person.
a way of describing being let down
“you stupid yank, its spelt -rs-wipe not -sswipe.”
“gimme that newspaper mate, i need an -sswipe.”
“i think he’s an -rs-wipe.”
“awwww no! that is such an -rs- wipe.”
an australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real b-st-rd.
1. you know that ted bloke?…what an -rs-wipe.
adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his -rs- with.
you’re a -rs- wipe, you are…
name given to people that are just r-t-rds
guy 1: your such an -rs- wipe!
kevin shorter: what? why?
guy 1: you just are.
“one who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. a person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers”
also:
one who wipes -rs-s;
also:
the actual tissue paper used to wipe said -rs-;
“that guy, he’s some stunned…(as in not very bright) he’s a stunned -rs-.” – about someone who is not very bright.
“stunned as me -rs-” – someone really, really stupid
“ya f—ing -rs-wipe”…- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.
“don’t be an -rs-wipe…” – said to your friend who won’t share food, beer or smokes.
“do it yourself, ya lazy -rs-wipe” – said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
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