art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to cl-ss. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.
matt, the art major next door, never goes to cl-ss, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.
a college student who has been awake for six days and can still think circles around business majors
oh sh-t, i was gonna open a business but then an art major figured out how to do it easier, faster and prettier in twenty minutes.
it is the most prestigious and wonderful and intelligent and interesting group on flickr, of which you are most likely not a part of.

to be art major is to be really pretentious. to write super long comments. to put poetry and lyrics in your photo descriptions. to post snapshots and act like they’re the mona lisa. to become outraged when you receive critical comments. to take forty pictures of a wall and claim it represents the prolific b-n-lity in the world of commercial art. to pretend to know what you are talking about and when you critique photos the critique must be scathing. scathing, making the poster cry.

so, to be art major is to be blatantly pretentious, and not give a d-mn.
“nothing is more art major. nor more cathartic than drunken combat. so run up a tab, transform into an emotional wreck, then blame someone else for your problems and crack a pool stick over their head.”-jackson
a lazy college student ussually a heavy pot smoker not always a actuall art major
that stupid art major hasn’t went to cl-ss in a month.
a quiet kid that got pushed too far and now turns into a propaganda machine. gets h-t on the head so much in school that they forgot how to draw and how to copyright and drop out. needs a rich respectable family to fix him again.
“look at this art major. he will destroy everything in his path without realizing it”